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Writer's pictureStuart Sweetman

25-06-21: An Open Letter to Kim Kardashian

Hi Kim,


I understand things have been challenging for you of late. You're back on the market and people no longer have to try to "keep up with you". I am sure with all these troubles you just want to focus on work. I can understand and respect this. It really is great. It however is causing some issues for me.


My wife has discovered Skims, which I believe you are responsible for. Morning, afternoon and night all I hear about is how damn comfortable these things are. I think her browser is broken as it is permanently stuck on the website for this stuff.


Our front door has become a conga line for delivery guys dropping off boxes jam-packed with tiny "these are not plastic" plastic bags with these "SKIMS" inside. Apparently, it is not the same if it is in 3 different colours. Also, it seems daily there are new colours, new materials and new things to buy. I feel the only thing being SKIMmed here is my wallet.


If possible, can you please share with me any information on any self-help groups for SKIM addiction? It would really help me out. And please no more new colours.


Regards,

A skimmed husband.


PS: They are lovely clothes, they make my wife look very sexy and, most importantly, make her very happy. But no more new colours.


PPS: I hope you don't have a men's line, I think I will start being dressed if there is. Once she has run out of stuff to buy (this means she will own everything) I fear she will start buying for me.



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